Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
That was beautiful
Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films
Popular representation of “LGBT,” to scale.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers
The first baby it’s the cutest mer-baby ever.
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
AU - The Wolf’s Cub
“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”
“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”
OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU
I think i’m crying
stabbing my face off would have been kinder
Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.
There is LITERALLY no difference.
Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.
That’s just how it works.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment.
There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision.
Oh sweetie, if it were only that simple.
The implications of your so-called “disappointment” are so profoundly misogynist. Maybe you don’t even realize it. I suggest actually going to school, or reading it up on the internet. Getting out of your basement is the first step to ceasing the neckbeard lifestyle.
You are not entitled to the body of a woman.
You are not entitled to the body of a woman.
Uh, no, cupcake, it’s natural to feel disappointed when something doesn’t go your way. Women feel that way when their love in unrequited, too. It’s not misogynistic. It’s. Normal.
Are you assuming I’m a man? The neckbeard comments are making me wonder if maybe the ‘princess’ in my URL isn’t gender specific enough.
Nobody’s entitled to the body of anybody. If you like someone as more than a friend, you don’t feel fucking entitled. You want to pursue a relationship with someone and that wanting has a way of encompassing your entire being and when you find out that they don’t want you back, yes, it can have a way of completely shattering you. This. Is not. A gender-specific issue.
You’re allowed to be sad over somebody not wanting you.